He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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