: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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