you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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