I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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