don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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