we're blogging at a bar
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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