Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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