It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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