Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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