i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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