if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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