i just google imaged poop.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
