well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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