The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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