You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
