he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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