It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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