ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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