What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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