We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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