He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Everyone says I win the strip club
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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