Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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