i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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