i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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