He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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