there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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