You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize