She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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