I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
