But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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