why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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