You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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