it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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