Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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