Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
wanna go halves on a baby?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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