All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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