After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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