nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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