somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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