If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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