I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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