Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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