Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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