scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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