The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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