marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
This toilet bowl is my home.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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