is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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