That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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