Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
