: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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