he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's rum buckets o'clock
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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