this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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