is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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